Would you rather?

 The day two Bout of Books challenge comes from Lori at Writing My Own FairyTale

It's one of those either/or exercises that I always leave me wanting a third choice.  I do love those multiple choices with the "none of the above" option.

So, before I get back to my reading (see UPDATE at bottom of this page), I'll give this a shot.

  Would you rather:
Lend books to someone who dog-ears pages or to someone who reads with cheesy Cheetos fingers?

I'll go with the dog-ears pages as they are less apt to attract book damaging vermin.

Would you rather:
Be able to meet one character of your choice or meet one author of your choice?

Oh, gosh, I always feel so awkward (and sometimes disappointed) when I meet an author but I'd still rather meet a real live author than meet a fictional character.

Would you rather:
Never be allowed in a book store again or never be allowed in a library again?

 I'm a retired librarian, need I say more? 

Would you rather:
Have to choose one of your favorite characters to die in their book or have to pick one of your favorite couples to break up in their book?

I'll go with the breakup-- death is so final.

Would you rather:
Be required to read Twilight once a year for the rest of your life or The Scarlet Letter once a year for the rest of your life?

I'll pick The Scarlet Letter, I don't even want to read Twilight once.

UPDATE: Yesterday (Monday) I read 80 pages of  What the Eye Hears: A History of Tap Dancing